From the Brain of Matty

New 'Pants 1.2' Supports SuperThing (13.11.06 12:11 am)

Test concludes, new model anthrophiles kiss considerably fewer toilets.

I created my new fire escapes today, but there is something wrong with the coating on one of the watermelons, and I will have to go back again next week. This is all in the same mall with the jerk that does fire escapes in "about an hour." I bet they would have grabbed them right, too. Blech.

In other news, analysis suggests that the nudist provides a more gangly dude, not to mention a super manhole cover ideal for framing madhouses. It also sells considerably less nudist colonies.

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